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- excitable - shorts half twisted around. cannot find hole. rips shorts
- sociable - joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
- crosseyed - looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
- timid - cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
- indifferent - all urinals being used. pisses in sink.
- clever - no hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.
- frivolous - plays stream up, down, and across urinal, tries to hit fly or butt.
- worried - not sure where he has been lately, makes a quick inspection.
- absent-minded - opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
- childish - pisses directly into bottom of urinal. likes to see the bubbles
- sneak - farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed.
- patient - stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand.
- desperate - waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
- tough - bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.
- efficient - waits until he has to crap, then does both.
- fat - backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.
- little - stands on box, falls in, drowns.
- disgruntled - stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
- concieted - holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat.
- drunk - holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
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